Below are the 13 most recent journal entries recorded in Rodney Jameserfield Crowley-Q-Piggerson, III's LiveJournal:

Saturday, March 5th, 2005
10:03 pm	Me! As promised, here are pictures. Thanks uncle!! ( wheek! ) Lots more are here!! Current Mood: sexy (7 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 1st, 2005
11:27 am	As a future world leader ...I can't be shy about asking for information. I need to increase my knowledge to the best extent I can. So here is another question. I'm used to hearing that I'm majestic. I stand looking alert and with my head upwards Mommy and uncle seem to like it a lot. I do it when I'm looking out into the kitchen for food, or when I want my chin rubbed, stuff like that. But can anybody explain what Mommy meant this morning? She told me: "You need some consumatvees to go with your majesty." Current Mood: mellow (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 23rd, 2005
12:39 pm	Whimper My friends page has no entries on it anymore! I'm so confused. Current Mood: cranky (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 22nd, 2005
4:25 pm	purrrrr Mousey is better. Current Mood: relieved (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
11:04 am	Oh one more thing As much as I hate Mommy paying attention to them, does anyone know about mice health? One of Mommy's mice is lethargic and weak wheek wheek and shakey and her fur doesn't look so great. I'm kinda worried (but don't tell the little miceses that), and it bothers Mommy so much. Current Mood: curious (1 Comment |Comment on this)
10:57 am	Yay!!! I have icons now! thank you Uncle!! I think Uncle said that the big pictures would be available soon. There is still a lot of things I have to tell all of you. It's just so hard, with the whole, you know, not having opposable thumbs thing. Laptops are difficult to get to and open and type on! Also Mommy came home early as I was typing the last entry. She almost caught me! Well, I am keeping all the things stored up in my piggybrain. You will hear of them eventually. When I rule the world, I am going to have a transcriptionist. That way all my thoughts can be taken down onto paper or computer immediately as I have them. I GOT A CARROT THIS MORNING!!! Current Mood: excited (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, February 7th, 2005
4:44 pm	Boo. So many things to write about. So very little time. Current Mood: gloomy (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 19th, 2005
12:09 pm	Uncle Carl? And other piggies. Uncle Carl, can you help me make LJ icons and make my journal pretty? Ccomment and if you say yes I'll email you. ...Since I can never seem to get my point across to you when you come over. I commented in some journals I found of some other piggies. Some of the journals were friends-only posting, and others haven't been updated in a long time. But I hope some guinea pigs read my comments and come see my journal. -- Fellow pigs, I'm not calling you wheek like humans are wheek. It's a wheek of happy greeting!! Current Mood: bouncy (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 17th, 2005
8:53 am	ehh? Last night as i was chewijng on my cardboard box, Mommy said "no, James, that's not foood." not food? I do not understand thisc oncept. Current Mood: confused (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
8:21 pm	wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Mommy cut my toenaills today . Mommy dDemoted to sub-Empress. Current Mood: grumpy (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, January 10th, 2005
7:12 pm	brow n mosue borwn mouse never being in cage mean s he can prac tiic e t yping at any time. Am getting lessions from him starting today. Current Mood: optimistic (Comment on this)
9:32 am	tv and veggies want to kwno where i got t4h idea to take overr the wrold? tevlevision. I learned ho0w to use the remote pr etty early on, and wehn Mommy went to work, I' d wattch Tv. And that just go t me aghast at the whole h human race. Anythiung that can creat e things so stupid is boviously not fit to rule the worldl. well, teh whole humanrac e except Mommy. She gives me gveggies and loves me and t ptets me and gives me veggies and talks t o me and teslls me I'm great and f eeds me a lot. i Adore Mommy. S o when I talke over the world, she will be my Empress. M<y uncle Carl will be my Off cial Food-tO-Jame sBringer. Current Mood: hungry (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, January 7th, 2005
5:19 pm	finall y the brown mouse tifnally taught meto uset he laptop. i threatend to tell Mommy where hes hdiing. will log mh plans for world domingation. must get uset tothis whol4 "livejournal' thign. not ty mention typing. Current Mood: devious (Comment on this)